Harken all ye incorrigible lot, who doth exist outside the confines of Manhattan isle when the clock strikes seven on the fifteenth of January 2027. That clock also chimes for those in 1895 in that pub which appears like Brigadoon, but only once a year and not century, that pub that be named the Dangling Prussian. It calls thee! It calls thee yet again!
Things do tend to get weird in January, don't they? Sherlockians migrate to New York and spawn proper named meals at assorted venues, casting their greetings and notions about like pollen upon the flowers of their fellows, hoping for . . . well, maybe. things get weird when we just start talking about January, but here's the really weird part: The Dangling Pussian Virtual Pub Night is coming back yet again, against all sense and wise counsel.
From 6:00 P.M. C.S.T. to who-knows-when C.S.T., a Zoom-ish gathering of the best Sherlockians staying at home that night will convene, for a celebration of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and his known associates unlike any other, and one only known to those present. What comes this year?
The Dangling Prussian Awards!
The return of the Soup Plate Medal! A lifetime achievement award for a friend of Sherlock Holmes second only to Watson! And, of course, the Borkies, those golden statuettes prized honoring something or the other to do with Sherlock Holmes. (Want to present an award? Email sherlockpeoria@gmail.com!)
The Celebrity Roast of Professor Edward Presbury of Camford University!
You might remember Professor Presbury's failed stand-up comedy from the very first Dangling Prussian Pub Night, and it's time to turn the tables on that great monkey-man, who unbeknownst to most was egotistical enough to name his daughter Edith sorta after himself. (Are you a celebrity, or someone who want to be called a celebrity, and roast Professor Presbury? Email sherlockpeoria@gmail.com!)
The Induction Ceremony of new Montague Street Incorrigibles!
Want to be a member of this rare assemblage and have a PDF membership certificate to prove it to your unbelieving family and friends? Just show up and be present for the secret membership ritual base upon the most incorrigible person in the Sherlockian Canon!
Exact schedule to come, proceedings may shapeshift at any time, but such is the nature of those things outside of the known world.
It's as easy as registering for a Zoom and staying on said Zoom for three or four hours . . . if you dare! Here's the registration Zoom link so you can tie your digital soul to this strange and marvelous event:
https://us02web.zoom.us/meeting/register/fjrNys7pTvuLVYXVd20UTQ
Come if convenient, if inconvenient . . . hey, I'm not Sherlock Holmes and you're not John Watson, so I wouldn't demand you to come all the same. But you know you want to come.

